Charlie Hicks – Author

Jones’ Bakery have release a shocking image of a recent incident where a small Black Pug raided it’s shop on the High Street and proceeded to eat all the sausage rolls and the tray they were served on.

Mr Jones said about the incident; ‘He just pushed his way in to the shop, hopped up on the counter and started to eat all the freshly baked Sausage Rolls. Customers were screaming, and then he started to eat the tray they were served on. Suddenly a whole group turned up with a Springer Spaniel holding a dog-lead and a Rubber Chicken in its mouth. One of them even killed our potted Fern in the corner over there. It was really strange, one even floated to the ceiling nearly hitting the ceiling fan, and one of the women glowed with a faint trace of radioactive menace.

When Asked to explain how the situation concluded itself, Mr Jones replied. Well as you can see it looks the CSI team turned up and just tossed that finger print power everywhere! They didn’t this woman suddenly arrived and a fight broke out between her and the group, next thing the whole shop was engulfed in what smelt like school chalk. We Had to throw away all the stock it was covered in the stuff.

Jones’ Bakery has placed this poster in the window to reassure customers that the small black menace has received a lifetime ban for ‘Acts of Culinary Carnage.’

The small black Pug is believed to belong to a Mr De-Arth (pronounce Mr Death), and has not been seen since the incident. We have tried to contact Mr De-Arth, but so far he has proved to be elusive to our requests for comment.

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